找回密码
 立即注册
搜索
热搜: 活动 交友 discuz
查看: 190|回复: 3

中国美眉是如何拒绝外国男人的

[复制链接]
发表于 2004-6-28 10:58:00 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式

男:can i buy you a drink?
女:actually i"d rather have the money.

男:can i have your name?
女:why? don"t you already have one?

男:i"m a photographer. i"ve been looking for a face like yours.
女:i"m a plastic surgeon. i"ve been looking for a face like yours.

男:is this seat empty?
女:yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

男:haven"t i seen you some place before?
女:yes. that"s why i don"t go there anymore.

男:will you go out with me this saturday?
女:sorry. i"m having a headache this weekend.

男:i think i could make you very happy.
女:why? are you leaving?
发表于 2004-6-28 17:07:00 | 显示全部楼层
看不懂,不会说中文呀,还是中国人吗[emb4][emb11]
回复

使用道具 举报

 楼主| 发表于 2004-6-28 19:21:00 | 显示全部楼层
佛即心兮心即佛,心佛从来皆要物。若知无物又无心,便是真心法身佛。法身佛,没模样,一颗圆光涵万象。无体之体即真体,无相之相即实相。非色非空非不空,不来不向不回向。无异无同无有无,难舍难取难听望。内外灵光到处同,一佛国在一沙中。一粒沙含大千界,一个身心万法同。万世轮回一瞬永。千变万化不离宗,知之须会无心诀,便是唵嘛呢叭咪吽。
回复

使用道具 举报

发表于 2004-6-28 21:22:00 | 显示全部楼层
既然是中国mm
就应该用中国话拒绝他
回复

使用道具 举报

您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 立即注册

本版积分规则

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表