[10.17]爆笑英文：一个瞌睡学生和老师的搞笑对话

十争

Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking.
　　
老师正在讲课，彼得打起瞌睡来了。
　　
Teacher: Peter！Tell us, what\'s the biggest in the world?
　　
老师：彼得！你说说，世界上什么最大？
　　
Peter: Well, well....eyelids....
　　
彼得: 嗯……嗯……眼皮……
　　
Teacher: What？Eyelids？
　　
老师：什么？眼皮？
　　
Peter: Yes, sir. Because as soon as I shut my eyes, the eyelids cover everything of the world.
　　
彼得：是的，老师。因为我眼睛一闭，眼皮就把世界上所有的东西都遮住了。